John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.

Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.