You can't control what makes your dick hard.
An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.
Dude #2: that's sick!
Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
An inappropriately affectionate experience shared by 2 dudes that would be better shared by a dude and a chick.
On their trip to Vegas, John and Eric ordered strawberries and champagne from room service. When they realized what they'd done, they swore never to speak of it again.
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