Glennball

Glennball/Glennballs is a nickname for someone who doesn’t know how to act like they belong in a particular social situation, especially an area that contains alcohol. A Glennball also is extremely nervous in the presence of alcohol and if with a group of people, does whatever they can to ruin the party fun. This usually comes with lying about being kicked out of the party house. Other spontaneous actions include but are not limited to, pacing nervously around a room, saying classified things about friends for attention to women, throwing temper tantrums in cars with other friends to their mom about not wanting to work, and having the worst possible aux imaginable.

Yoooo Billy, don’t listen to Jackson, he is being a Glennball and doesn’t want his mom spanking him for being in the presence of Alcohol.

Gock Syndrome

Gock Syndrome, are more commonly referred to as beauty autism, is a disorder in which a person has a specific amount of potential to use in the week to look pretty or handsome. For example, if someone looks really pretty on a monday, they will look ugly the whole rest of the week, as they used all their potential on the first day of the week. Think of it as this math equation: 100= M+Tu+W+Th+F. You only have 100% potential, if you use it all, your cooked for the rest of the whole week. HOWEVER, if a person diagnosed with the Gock Syndrome does decide to use it all on one day, holyyyyyyy shit you better be prepared. Cleanup on aisle underwear if you know what I mean hahahahaha!!!!! This horrible horrible condition isn’t diagnosable unless two or more people diagnose it.

Oh wow, seems like Sally used all her potential today… The gock syndrome doesn’t allow for her full potential

The Fog is Coming

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Prepare, for the Fog is coming

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Pissbomb

A pissbomb is pretty self-explanitory... It is when one tends to let an animal defrost for around 24-36 hours instead of the more commonly followed rule of 48 hours. We all have that one friend who tends to be a F*CKING idiot and pull the deer carcus outside of the walk-in fridge instead of letting that b*tch simmer!!!! Like cmon dude! Have some feel! Yea, Jeremy, I'm talking about you buddy!!!! Thats why Sheryl left you!

Way to go Fred, you jumped the gun again on defrosting the Zebra. We're gonna have to go on an expidetion again thanks to you, way to be a Pissbomb!

Franky Boy Syndrome

Franky Boy Syndrome, commonly referred to as BBS (Big Boy Syndrome) or PB&P (Peanut Butter and Piss) is a non-curable, non-contagious disease in which one’s stomach becomes too large and requires more food to be ingested to satisfy one’s hunger. After the Franky Boy Syndrome wipeout of 1927, killing hundreds of thousands of people, it was discovered that the main cause of the disease was rooted from a particular protein in Peanut Butter, mainly seen in the common brand Skippy Peanut Butter. Today it lurks in society, specifically in Pennsylvania but seems to be spreading to the state of West Virginia. Most humans with Franky Boy Syndrome typically tend to fall in the larger end of the scale, commonly around the 300 lb benchmark, but this all depends on the height of the person. For example, a person who is 6’4 averages out to be 315 pounds. The disease is often disregarded by scientists and they do not care to find a cure, as to people with Franky Boy Syndrome lack knowledge and common sense while also struggling to over-estimate their social status. Finally, they also fail to grapple their presence in social leagues of relationships, usually trying to go for people completely out of their league and being led of by that lover.

Yo John Cheddar, see that fella over there??? Looks like he has Franky Boy Syndrome. Bless his greasy heart man.