post office drunk

Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.

John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.

Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?

John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?

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splaire

Verb: an action in which you split and share something, usually food, but the splitting and sharing is reflective of a deeper bond.

Ashley: Hey, do you want to splaire a bagel with me.

Eric: Awww, I would love to.

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