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Jeff Gordon

A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.

"I hate Jeff Gordon. Whoo Junior!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

122πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

A man who, like Selena, was a good and talented person who unfortunately has a crappy fan club.

"Jesus is just all right with me."-Doobie Brothers

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

23πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Baracknophobia

The irrational fear of hope. Refers to Barack Obama. Usually refers not to policy differences with Barack Obama but to believing unproven Internet rumors (that he's a Muslim, that he wants to enslave white people, etc.).

"I don't have Baracknophobia. He's a Muslim!"--Anonymous Grandmother

by JohnJF July 11, 2008

133πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


through the fire and flames

A song by DragonForce that epitomizes everything that is wrong with rock music at this time. Because of its presence in Guitar Hero III (and its unprecedented complexity), some have construed it as a good song. This effect has also made genuine rock classics (Sunshine of Your Love, Smoke on the Water, Paranoid) seem inferior, when they are actually just more pleasing to listen to.

Person 1: I can beat Through the Fire and Flames on Expert! I rule!

Person 2: Congratulations, you can use a guitar-shaped video game controller to hit a lot of buttons and as a result, crappy music comes from the TV. What an accomplishment!

by JohnJF April 11, 2008

78πŸ‘ 194πŸ‘Ž


Barack Hussein Obama

Illinois Senator/Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually, the "Hussein" is added by critics (conservative politicians, Fox News, the people of West Virginia) to draw parallels with Saddam Hussein.

Barack is actually named after his father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., who was born before the Iraqi leader. Hussein is actually a very popular Arabic name which means good or handsome. The Hussein is often used to fuel the omnipresent "Secret Muslim" rumors, which is ironic since Saddam was a secular leader.

"Did you know that his full name is Barack Hussein Obama?"--Steve Doocy, multiple times.

"I don't like the Hussein. I've had enough of Hussein!"--some West Virginia voter that was aired on many newscasts.

by JohnJF July 22, 2008

1713πŸ‘ 825πŸ‘Ž


moron

A word originally meant to describe somebody of a mental ability between 50 and 79. Now used mostly to describe George W. Bush.

1. Before it became slang, it would have been perfectly acceptable for me to refer to Forrest Gump as a moron.
2. Bush is a moron.

by JohnJF May 2, 2008

24πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


supertramp

A band consisting of the ugliest men to ever live on Earth.

It's a good thing Supertramp had such good music, or they would have never gotten laid.

by JohnJF April 21, 2008

32πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž