Cook Spinney

A shithole that for some reason is a school.
Its in Harlow Town which is in Essex.
The staff are on crack and hit children.
The dinner ladies spit in the food and then shove it in the gobs of the children.

“I got kicked out of Cook Spinney, how lucky am i!”

Hey Lois

When you want to make a poop joke without looking like a 4 year old
Originally from Family Guy

Peter: Hey Lois
Lois: What?
Peter: Diarrhoea

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Adventure Island

Essex’s only pride and glory, located in Southend on sea
Has one good ride that everyone is scared off, Rage
Every Tom Dick And Harry work here
If you go to Adventure Inside your bound to get mugged or stabbed
I mean, take your kids here if you wanna be loved by them

Frank: ima take the kids to Adventure Island
Dave: do the kids hate you?
Frank: Yeah