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Forrest Gumping is the act of running, jogging, or walking for an extremely long time for no particular reason, often halfway across the country. Some have Forrest Gumped for so long that they end up grow gigantic beards.
Joe: You've ran all the way from New York City to Miami in less than a month. What the hell are you running from? The Mafia? The police? The government? Aliens?
Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.
Joe: Ah, I see now.
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The act of masturbating in the shower. It's much harder for someone to be caught doing this, but they'll probably end up using up all of the hot water.
Example 1: Bob has been in the shower for 2 hours now. What's taking him so long? Is he bathurbating?
Example 2: Bathturbation is much easier than normal masturbation. No one will ever catch you in the act!
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