Humanities

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

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