Tit Rot

Cancer of the Breasticles

Dave: Did you hear about Anna's mum?
Peve: No, what's up with her?
Dave: She's got Tit Rot - one of her tits is gonna have to be lobbed off...
Peve: Good, i fucking hate that Anna she is a right old cunt

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Blunge

A bloody clunge, cunt, pussy, quim. When some dirty old slut is on the blob, and you smash her back doors in.

Chris: Did you hear about Dave and Tugboat? She went round his gaff and he stuck one in her Blunge...
Peve: What a dirty cunt! Did she bleed all over his bedspread again?
Chris: No, her blunge butter went all over his fucking couch

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