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Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.
Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.
The forgotten 4th k in kkkk.
Robert: Iâm joining the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Damian: When did I ask?
Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)
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A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses itâs host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades itâs host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate itâs host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming itâs host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Group of modern communistâs who pledge their life to taking your money.
Ron: The IRS took my money because Iâm gay.