1. When you get your dick bitten off by Eagles Fans.
2. To break your dick in half and call it a broken collarbone.
John: Dude, I went to the Eagles vs. Cowboys game, and got my dick bitten off by an Eagles fan.
El Señor: Fue Tony Romo. Te gusta Tony Romo.
John: Shut up. He Tony Romo'd me.
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