Golfclop

The act of applauding a shot made by a golfer in the British Open. The applause is almost always muffled because the patrons are quite often freezing their asses off in bloody blustery conditions, and they refuse to remove their gloves/mitten/hand warmers out of fear of frostbite or gangrene.

Me lad Rory McElroy heard Golfclop all around the Road Hole when he covered the flag with his second.

swoosh

The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.

All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.

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Bridge Breath

The domination of a conference bridgeline by person or persons breathing heavily into their phones.

We're stuck until the operator can clear the Bridge Breath from the conference.