Fizzery

A moment or event where current factors and elements are misaligned, unorganized, or messed up. These moments cause stress, anxiety, and frustration because they require immediate realignment, reformation, or fulfilling maintenance.

Man: Did you see the mess in kids' toy room? Such a mess!
Woman: Toys, puzzle pieces and crumbs everyone. Totally fizzery.

Judd Syndrome

When the mother is objectively more attractive than the daughter.

Person 1: Wow, that one Judd sister is hot!
Person 2: Who are you talking about?
Person 1: Naomi.
Person 2: Dude, that's the mother!
Person 1: Damn, I guess that's Judd Syndrome.

Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

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Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.

"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."