wawldie

A sexual act, so unspeakable as to elicit a response that is, half disgust, half respect.

Tom: What happened to you and Helen last night?
Dave: I gave 'er a wawldie in the toilets.
Tom: Bloody 'ell, is she still speaking to you?

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dampdown

To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out.

Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampdown are you?
Nah, I've only had two pints.

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stink

To feel anguish or regret.

I shouldn't have started that argument last night, I feel a bit stink now.

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bwoy

Idiot, usually quite young.

Nick: Terry's looking for you man, he's well pissed off!
Dave: I don't business! He's a bwoy, fuck him!

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