I was in the confessional and I was shocked to hear the priest play the old poop salute while handing out my penance.
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My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!
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The moment you face at the beer store when you need to make the decision to purchase more or less beer and you choose more.
Beeralistic dude that is not going to be nearly enough brew!
The act of passing gas with a nice hot laptop computer in your lap. The anal vapour passing over the hot cpu is then blown out surrounding you with a complete fog of ass stink
Why is it that hot farts always smell worse, like when you cpeeyou after a wicked batch of chili!