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Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

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Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

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Coronanut

Someone driven by fear and irrationality over covid-19. They'll scream if you're not 6 foot away and curse you for not wearing a mask.

Went to the store last night after work and this coronanut was screeching at a lady who moved her cart too close.

by Johnny Walker 777 May 9, 2020