Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
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Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.
"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."
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Someone driven by fear and irrationality over covid-19. They'll scream if you're not 6 foot away and curse you for not wearing a mask.
Went to the store last night after work and this coronanut was screeching at a lady who moved her cart too close.