freckle bowl

the little dots of shit left all over the inside of the toilet bowl after a particullary explosive episode of diarrhea.

person #1 "dude, what did you do! the inside of my toilet looks like a jackson pollock!"

person #2 "sorry for the freckle bowl but I think that my hot wings, prunes and apple cider snack finally caught up with me."

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