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pillow-biter

An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.

Josie: Did you see Tom last night?

Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.

Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?

Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.

Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.

Johnny: One of his many charms.

Josie: Many?

Johnny: Hey now...

by JohnnyAZ May 9, 2006

948πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž


ByeSpace

The act of dropping out of MySpace and other social networking sites because they become so overwhelming to keep up with.

I had 27 new friggin' friend bulletins today - I'm seriously considering ByeSpace.

by JohnnyAZ January 10, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kappa Alpha Shh

Used in reference to a fraternity boy who secretly enjoys man-on-man action.

Kappa Alpha Shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display classic frat boy good looks and classic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their identity.

J: Dude, these totally hot guys just moved in next door.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Damn, I hope so!

Or...

T: What's with the smile?
J: Just got some awesome head in the library basement bathroom.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Yeah, poor guy. But man can he slob!

by JohnnyAZ May 12, 2006

28πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


love cup

Verb or Noun: The act of grabbing someone someone's chin/cheeks between the thumb and fingers and squeezing/shaking her/his face in an moment of overwhelming affection (or the result of said act), usually performed by grandmothers and great aunts to a mensch or by old drunk queens to anyone within reach.

Aunt Marge walked in, got all verklempt and gave Akiva a love cup so fierce he had bruises on his cheeks for three days.

by JohnnyAZ May 1, 2006

25πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


go polar

To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.

A: So did butt-knocker call you today?

J: No, haven't heard from him.

A: Since when?

J: Since, like, three days ago.

A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?

J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.

by JohnnyAZ May 24, 2006

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


thorazine

An awesome shot that will quickly get you fucked up. Made with Jager, peppermint liqueur and Bacardi 151.

Justin: Let's do a couple thorazine shots before we go dance to this Gwen Stefani song.

Stephen: Good call, girlfriend.

by JohnnyAZ May 20, 2006

24πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


dumbkin

A dumb (badly carved) Halloween pumpkin.

(Credit to Dean at Peggy's expense)

E: Hey Dean, nice Jack o' Lanterns on your porch.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.

by JohnnyAZ October 1, 2007

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž