boozethusiast

There is a grey area between casual drinker and alcoholic, this is where the boozethusiast pulls up a barstool.

"Johnny drank a whole bottle of whisky by himself, I think he's an alcoholic!"

"No way, he biked home just fine and went to work on time. He's a boozethusiast."

Porn Fairy

The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.

"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"

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