dranked up

to become inebriated from alcohol.

Hello, I got so dranked up off of that natty-bo last night

Fan of Opportunity

A person who isn't a fan of a professional sports team, but becomes on when the opportunity arises.

Ryan: Ben wasnt a big Ravens fan until he got a ticket to the skybox for every home game.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.

drank

To Drink Alcohol and become inebriated.

Hello friend, I'm about to go get drank off of Natty-Bo!!!!

G-Bird

1 Thousand Dollars (1,000 Dollar Bills or 10 100.00 Bills)

Tommy: Yo, I flipped a G-Bird this weekend?
Mike: A Wha?
Tommy: a G-Bird.. you know a thousand dollars

FBN

Full Body Nude

You want ops in #apu? Better post up a FBN.

mutjo

A mutual masturbation session between multiple straight guys who aren't homosexual.

**You have join #apu - Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers
<Chris> Who down to mutjo
<Rash> ofc, str8 only. I aint no fag.
<SATS> No doubt.

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.