shart attack

That tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack.

"Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack."

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tony danza

dude you guys are all wrong.
tony danza is like ur doin a chick from behind and you yell
whos the boss.
and procede to donkey punch her.
only with a toaster.
dont ask.
its funnier

"whos the boss?"
/crack/ with a toaster
TONY DANZA BITCH!!

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