Put A Roof On It

Having great sex as favor with someone because it had been a while since they got laid.

Person 1: Have fun last night?
Person 2: We banged and I totally put a roof on it.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: You, know like if someone came over and put a new roof on your house for you for free. You'd really be appreciative of that.

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Zorbing

the act in which a man tapes his scrotum to his anus and then quickly sits down on a hard surface.

My doctor told me to stop zorbing else I may rupture a ball.

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