Wags

A definitive source for the annihilation of asshattery around the world, one designated Wags would be the first and foremost defender of truth, justice, and heterosexuality.

Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.

Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.

Visitor: Dude I just heard about your accident! What happened?!
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)

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