dildo fish

A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.

After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.

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vadracles

Vaginal lips or surrounding tissue of a carnivorus nature which often include teeth capable of severe penal injury and in most cases terminal destruction of low-grade contraceptive devices.

All I can say is that the sex was fucking great until that bitches vadracles unfolded and swollowed my snake sheeth like a starved panther, leaving me with a sore cock and a child I probably don't want.

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FOXtarded

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.

She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!

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