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A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.
Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
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A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.
Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
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A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.
Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
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An extreme, social conservative Republican. Repugnican views are so extreme even mainstream Republicans often gag, before finally swallowing their load. Despite being only a small part of the Republican party, they dominate the party. Thanks to their fervent, fanatical beliefs.
The Repugnicans in congress proved just how out of the mainstream they are when they attempted to make terminating an unwanted pregnancy a capital offense.
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