When you get a corn on your pecker and no one will fuck you because of it.
Yeah man, I haven't gotten any pussy because of my "Dusty Peckercorn"?
When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.
Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.
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When your so fucking hungry while in the act of sex that you are willing to eat corn on the cob out of a girls shitter or pussy.
Man when I got into bed with her my stomach was asking for an "INDIANA LUNCHBOX!"
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When your girls ass so fine you don't mind eating her pussy from behind knowing your nose will be directly in her shitter...
Man, after "mudd clamming" her pussy , I had to wipe the shit off my nose...
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