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When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.
Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
Bingo skill is when a person is playing any sort of competitive game and they win the game, not by their ability to play the game, but rather by pure, dumb, unadulterated luck. The victory is derived from pure happenstance and not actual skill.
Angie: I won again! Iâm so great at scrabble!
John: You got BOTH blanks, all four of the âSâes, the Q, the J, and the Z. How could you NOT win?
Angie Mad skills baby!
John: Yeah. The same type of skills it takes to win at BINGO. Bingo skill.
A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
Phrase meant to imply that a person isnât masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.
Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just canât get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what Iâm doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.