Sydney

A Sydney is a great loving person. She wears mismatching socks and is a cute quiet girl. She is afraid to fart in front of her boyfriend but when she does it will make a weird noise. She doesn’t like much food and mostly likes to eat soup and pizza with no cheese. She is very brave and fun and no one can match a Sydney her voice is calm and soothing and will make your heart melt. Her farts will fry your wifi out and will make your bed sheets rip so watch out if your with a Sydney because her ass is a bomb

“Omg that girl Sydney over there is the most perfect person I’ve ever met, but her ass makes a mean sound and she blows her horn