vegemite

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

ichiban

(Noun)
Instant noodles poor people buy, or college students

Financially stable person: I’m going to eat some noodles
Poor person/college student: I’m gonna have some ichiban

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ur mum gae

the greatest form of insult

me: ur mum gae
Person with gae mum: *dies*
Me: *gets coins*

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