suavemaculant

a combination of suave, and masculine. usually referencing one who's skill cannot be matched, and is incredibly awesome.

Joshua Griffin is SO suavemaculant!

decapamemberate

a combination of decapitation, dismemberment, and castration. pretty much the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone anywhere ever.

HOLY SH*T! JOSH JUST GOT DECAPAMEMBERATED BY THAT OUT OF CONTROL TRACTOR DRIVEN BY A BLIND SCHIZOPHRENIC CLOWN JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!