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Sorry

What people say when they do something bad but half of the time they don't mean it.

I'm sorry that I broke your 1,000 doller rolex

by Jokerwise March 7, 2019


Death the kid

A cute boy from soul eater who is obsessed with symmetry meaning of you like him and you're not symmetrical thank u next bitch!

Girl:I really really really like you!
Death the kid: so what you're not symmetrical.

by Jokerwise March 7, 2019

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Muffin Time!

ITS MUFFIN TIME AND I WANNA DIE! DIE! DIE! PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE! WHO WANTS A MUFFIN I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE!

IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

by Jokerwise September 11, 2019

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