Pooholes

The name of a very very bad player on the St. Louis Cardinals. He is so bad that he is literally despised by all of the people who hate the Cardinals. In case you don't understand this yet...its Pujols but think about how it sounds...exactly.

Brewer Fan #1: Man this has been a great game so far we are totally crushing the Cardinals.

Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.

Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.

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Canada

The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include...
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1

Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.

Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh?

American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.

Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?

American: So who won the hockey game last night?

Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?

American: Wow...

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Fearless Cheerleader

A very retarded girl asking a very retarded question on answers.yahoo.com. Who obviously doesn't know proper grammar or spelling.

Fearless Cheerleader:Cheerleaders Y du u think their stupid?
ok so i am a cheerleader an i am smart but all you think cheerleader r stupid and only think of thier selfs. R u jelouse becuz we get all the boys and u dont. is it bcuz we get the attention. is it bcuz u tried out and didnt make it. i like soccer but im not good at it. ok so you r 1 of those retards who think were stupid but SHUT UP maybe it is bcuz we dress better at abercrombie areopostal hollister and are preppy..................if you play chess you are such a loser thinking this sport is dumb.

good posrts
-cheerleading
-socer
-volleyball
-tumbling
-footbal

BORING sports
-chess
-and all that other geeky stuff.

Answer: Because you're a stupid bitch!!!

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Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

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Take that Society

Basically a phrase that is telling the rest of society to suck it. Most likely done when you do an act that only benefits yourself.

Person 1: Dude aren't you going to pick up that piece of trash?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: Because thats littering...
Person 2: Your point?
Person 1: Hmmm...
Person 2: Take that society.
Person 1: Nice...

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Screen Ripple

When you touch the screen on your computer and it makes a tiny ripple on it. There is no actual point to this its just fun to see what cool stuff you can touch on your computer.

2 people talking on Instant Messenger
Person 1: Hey man I'm so freakin bored I dont know what to do.
Person 2: Hey man I was bored about an hour ago but now I figured out how to Screen Ripple you should try it.
Person 1: Hey thanks man I'm no longer bored you rock!!!

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Wisconsin

According to Family Guy Wisconsin is the the sanctuary of fat people which being a Wisconsinite I can say that is very very true.

"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
- Peter in Wasted Talent

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