mess

obscure abbreviation of MSN Messenger

A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"

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hyperchondria

never thinking you are sick even when you really are - opposite of hypochondria

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pedonecrophiliaphagism

the act of loving to eat dead babies

you don't need one, just use your imagination

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patheticism

the state of being pathetic

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.

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bush

a.) small, round tree
b.) president 41
c.) president 43

i have no opinion of any three. all i know is i hate hitler, stalin, osama, saddam, and any other terrorist (see terrorist) dumbass that wants to fuck up anybody that walks.

a) shit, i ran into that bush
b) the PGW happened under bush
c) did u see bush land on the carrier?

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keef

The highest amount of THC from Marijuana. Made when marijuana is grinded and the THC crystal is sorted from the rest of bud

This keef has got me chokin but blazed

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glove

something that is good, or you are happy about

damm yo, i got 3 free periods a day this year...my schedule is definetly glove

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