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Noun; An anal orgasm occurs when you hold in a monster shit for too long and finally let loose. After enough time passes, the levvy will break on brown river, and the feces flood will pour out. The quality of an anal orgasm (or simply "AO!") is dependent upon the girth of the ass tremors which create this unnatural disaster. When the eruption occurs, it will feel plain magical, but be forewarned; it is best to be in the vacinity of a T-bowl or else you're going to have a grizzly poo-lava mess on your hands.
"Holy Cow, Brandis just had an anal orgasm in the bathroom that registered a fuckin' 12 on the Richter Scale! Not only am I still shaking from her not-so-humble rumble, but the smell is just plain fuckin' killing me."
392π 264π
Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
78π 20π
Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
197π 60π
Noun; After a long night of hard drinking, you make your way to the kitchen for some coffee and an advil. Suddenly, your adventure is cut short by an urgent need to detour to the nearest trusty T-bowl. You squat over your porcelain goddess and spew forth vile cetoplasm from your nether-eye in such a fashion that it takes the form of liquid poo glue on the top of the water. The poo-poo platter floats magestically, but before you can admire your brown puddle of disdain, you purge one epic rock into the center of the squirto-plasm. You now admire the lump, which sits imperially on top of the poo glue.... Good morning starshine -- You've just created poopy sunny side up!
My name is Brandis and I'd like to tell you about the person sitting next to me. He smells like he had poopy sunny side up with a side of doodoo feces balls for breakfast.
129π 25π
Noun; A Polish magician noted for her infamous dissapearing act. Term Prestojacamo has become a magician's saying in recent memory to the affect of "Voila!" or "Ta Da!"
"And Prestojacamo! harper had a girfriend!"
"Did he tell you about that dissapearing trick Prestojacamo pulled after the third date?"
70π 9π
Noun; A Polish magician noted for her infamous dissapearing act. Term Prestojacamo has become a magician's saying in recent memory to the affect of "Voila!" or "Ta Da!"
"And Prestojacamo! harper had a girfriend!"
"Did he tell you about that dissapearing trick Prestojacamo pulled after the third date?"
73π 15π
Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg
"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.
77π 3π