council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity

That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky

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piss tank

the bulging protuberance on a female between her cunt and waste band; may also be referred to as a gunt

look at the piss tank on that slag its like a space hopper

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Val

A waste of time, a stupid thing to do when you could do other more useful things

“I’m going to play valorant”
“No, that’s val, play fortnite”

sninzen

To have your personal rights violated in an underhand and clandestine way

My mother has sninzened where i stash my porn she found it while "supposedley" cleaning my room.Ive been sninzened.

crimson crowbar

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

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agered

pronounced " a gurd"

To be slightly annoyed but in a good way; for friends to annoy with childish tomfoolery/taunts.

that prick has agered my head off me but i dont mind really

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