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Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.
In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"
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Simple term which is used as a hint when one would like to have sexual intercourse with someone, usually combined with the holding-up of the right hand, in the fist position, and then the raising of the forefinger, and the bending of the forefinger upon the saying of the first syllable of each word in the phrase "winky winky".
Doris: Winky winky *raises eyebrows and forefinger in a sexual manner*
Ted: Ooh yeah, baby, lemme just go fetch my teeth and I'll be right there
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A pee-pee
And he pulled out his WINKIE and told her it was a strawberry ice-cream cone!
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The male reproductive organ, often used in drunken pub talk in certain Australian areas.
Hey ladies, wanna see my winkie?
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A slang term meaning "penis". Also spelled "winky".
Man: Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plan and then it turns back again when you tug on its WINKIE.
Woman: Ouuuuh, that's dirty!
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When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."
Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'