Bestiality

The tendency to have sex with one's best freinds / freinds, usually due to a craving of intimacy that stems from loneliness. These actions are usually performed whilst in an intoxicated state, and are typically followed by a feelings of regret and shame.

(A comedic altering of the term 'beastiality')

Me: Oh that party was crazy last night!
Freind: Oh really? What happened?
Me: Someone hooked up with two of thier freinds, and they're totally regretting!
Freind: RIP. They crave bestiality.
Me: Facts

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