Barbie

(Bar - bee). Unattractive man or woman who buzzes about the bar all night being generally annoying. Like any bee you try to swat it away. The Barbie might get a. Bit angry but knows that if it tries to sting you, it's the end for that twat.

Tim - hey Katherine, you're looking hot tonight
Katherine - (pushes up close to Tim) it's all for you
Barbie - hey guys (spills drink) whasssup. Hey this party is banging....
Tim - fuck off Barbie before I swat you
Barbie - ........
Katherine - get your coat Tim, you've pulled

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Transfandom

A collective name for a large group or body of people who love to watch, photograph, play with and generally enjoy being transvestites.

Not to be confused with fans of transformers though many are members of both groups.

Megatron - Give me the cube boy...or girl?

Sam - no no no no no no bitch please. Do you think it’s easy getting around in these heels with a 24ft robot after you..? It’s not. And call me Samantha dammit

Transfandom - yeah you go girl

Skypo

When you call someone on Skype by accident. Particularly embarrassing if you are semi clothed...

Dave.. (Skypes girlfriend) hi baby....
Mum.. Dave is that you, my haven't you grown
Dave.. Shit shit shit, sorry mum, skypo (closes laptop)

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Foreign exchange

When a woman dumps a man for a wealthy foreign guy purely for money.

Mary: see you've completed your foreign exchange

Nicola: yeah it was the best value move I've made

Both women cackle

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Smackademia

the environment or community concerned with the pursuit of talking smack, teaching smack and above all laying smack

Dwayne - You’ve just been accepted into the board of trustees. Who would have thought You would be a smackademic and join the smackademia.

Steve - Who needs a board. That board as as flat as your mrs. Take your board and surf it all the way to the unemployment line you square eyed freak!

Dwayne - Good work Steve. Good work