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when you cuddle your boyfriends head between your legs or in your lap and he nudges your clit and sighs
we clittled last night and he ate me out and he just broke into tears when we you know then he told me it was his 1st time and he just sobbed as i held him i didnt know what to do
When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.
The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.
A pet name for a gay man's balls or testicles.
Is that a little feather boa on your rainbow dick? Now that we're a thing your lucky charms belong to me now cause your my bitch get that kumosabi?
When an individual acquires more than three comorbid STDs through sexual intercourse
That bitch ended up in the hospital preggo with triplets and when they did a pap smear on her vag it was like cream corn up in her biz so the docs told her ass, "bitch you got's stripper syndrome" now I know she ain't going through to varsity damn cheerleader got's stripper syndrome.
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A large condom, balloon, or rubber glove placed inside the anus and taped to the rim of the anus by one's partner for catching urine or semen.
Lisa make this time make sure my anal sack is sealed properly. I don't want to go back to the er.
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When you get a blowjob while your girlfriend has lit firecrackers in her mouth and she can't get rid of them until you cum
Shit! baby why we gotta always do a blowpop for your Daddy's birthday?
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A pet name for a gay man whose penis has a curve, or the curved penis of a gay man.
I'm the luckiest man on the planet. I hope you have a pot of gold for me at the end of that rainbow my little leprachaun. Daddy has some canola oil, let's see what we can do with those lucky charms.
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