Steel Reserve

Probably the cheapest way to get your ass drunk, Steel Reserve is a "High Gravity Lager" with an aprox. 9% alcohol content.

It really isn't safe to drink more than a forty, not because of alcohol poisoning, but the fact that your drunk ass is going to go pull something stupid.

Most people say it tastes horrible, but I personally like the taste. Probably the best forty you can buy for around two dollars.

Dude, me and Austin both drank two Steel Reserves last night and got it into our drunk ass heads that it would be fun to do donuts in the Walmart parking lot.

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Perfection Train

A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.

OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!

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I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!

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I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.

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I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.

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