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Macgyver

the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.

I dont know what im talkin about.

by Jonballz February 09, 2004


perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004


monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004


dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

by Jonballz February 09, 2004


AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN

a new prescription

I can tell you forgot your AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN you F'in skank.

by Jonballz February 09, 2004


quantum express

Only the coolest and fastest shuttle at the University of Louisville.

AaHwhatin helly hell?

by Jonballz February 10, 2004