flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

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wouldable

Another way of saying you would have sex with that girl right over there.

That girl is wouldable for real.

homocil

A drug to help you deal with either homo tendencies or to relax others close to those who seem homo.

Man my ass hurts, I forgot my homocil last night.

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Macgyver

the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.

I dont know what im talkin about.

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perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

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monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

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imahandlemabidness

This funny looking character of a word is a very poorly pronounced version of "I'm going to handle my business." Only ghetto ass people, lazy pieces of shit, or stupid goofy characters should resort to using this word.

"Hey, look at that bitch over there."
"Okay, Imahandlemabidness."

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