poland

A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.

I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.

National currency is the potato.

National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.

National language is English oops sorry polish.

Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?

English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?

Poland lady: ummm.

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