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Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

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JonesGotBones

He was superior entity of great power. JonesGotBones was a feared being due to it's occasional "harvests". Every 100 years, this thing came to earth to collect bones. His motivation was unknown. However, the Ahmed's mask aliens and Thomas's hair teamed up to seal his spirit in the body of a child. He is now powerless.

Wow I am so scared of JonesGotBones
Yeah fr

by JonesGotBones December 5, 2022


Jeff Bozos

Bezos got rich by being smart, Bozos got smart by being dumb.

if you were a rich person your name would be JEFF BOZOS

by JonesGotBones February 15, 2022

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ozzymayne

A menace to society, and a truly powerful being. This man's flowing orange hair has enough power to power the whole world for a year. But don't get to close, as if you do you will awake his inner rage and the world will get destroyed. His pokemon collection, although it has some sus cards, is like no other.

All hail the lord and savior Ozzymayne.

by JonesGotBones May 31, 2022


Ahmed's Mask

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.

Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.

by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022