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John Kerry

A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.

John Kerry=Loser. A wanker? Yes. A total hypocrite? No doubt!

by Jonesy May 11, 2005

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Mooshi

A tomboy in a lil alaskan village.

Theres another "mooshi" on the run.

by Jonesy November 26, 2003

14πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


queer

a total homosexual fruitcake. Used most often when referring to a gay guy. Other synonyms are faggot, fag, homo, cocksucker, cumguzzler, fudgepacker, and froot loop.

Why are there so many queers at Northern Kentucky University?

by Jonesy March 1, 2005

69πŸ‘ 220πŸ‘Ž


Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by Jonesy December 11, 2004

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


jonesy

The great God of Gt. Yarmouth College studying HND Computing. \0/

A very awsome d00d.

by Jonesy February 12, 2004

6πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


BLAM

Buff Like A Mother F***er.

I don't need to go to the gym, cause I'm already BLAM.

by Jonesy December 22, 2004

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.

I think I'll have a Pepsi.

by Jonesy December 11, 2004

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