Rural Dictionary

Fat Bastard

Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.

Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"

by Jonesy March 24, 2005

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karol

A male name which originates from the Basque country in Spain. a typically attractive and irresistable guy, who lies 100% of the time.

what did you do last night? karol.

by Jonesy June 29, 2004

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Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!

I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!

by Jonesy April 8, 2005

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Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

by Jonesy December 11, 2004

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