Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.

Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer

Tarmacing

Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...

Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina