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A typical southern girl who is clumsy
You knocked over my vase. YouΓ’ΒΒre such an Eebo
Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of random words all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of special brew in their right.
It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose.
A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats.
Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
Are you coming to the free party to hedge it with us?
Look at that hedger, she's set her legs on fire with her poi-chains
The club had more hedge monkeys than all of Goa
42π 19π
Someone who does something for their partner or lover and they dont really want to do it, they only do it because if they dont they'll get a grueler. They're taking the rough rather than the smoothe
he walked 3 miles to the shop just to get her a packet of sweets, lads he's some puppy dog !
9π 25π
right royal pissed, falling down drunk, too gone to care, the best state that man can achieve via 10 cans super lager
he was totally stocious , so he was, an there was no use tae him
62π 13π
The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"
jesus christ, your as babooned as george best
3π 5π
Derived from the phrase 'you chubby thing'
"Your putting on some podge there"
"You're looking podgy"
"She is cute and podgy"
67π 45π
hi xxsamixx want a dick in your mouth?
with the reply ''yes please i swallow''
7π 7π