Amber

The Amber is an arboreal herbivorous marsupial native to Australia. She is the only extant representative of the family Phascolarctidae and its closest living relatives are the wombats. The Amber is found in coastal areas of the mainland's eastern and southern regions, inhabiting Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria, and South Australia. She is easily recognisable by its stout, tailless body and large head with round, fluffy ears and large, spoon-shaped nose. The Amber has a body length of 60–85 cm (24–33 in) and weighs 4–15 kg (9–33 lb). Fur colour ranges from silver grey to chocolate brown. Ambers from the northern populations are typically smaller and lighter in colour than their counterparts further south. These populations possibly are separate subspecies, but this is disputed.

Person 1: Who's that short koala bear lookin thing?
Person 2: Oh that's Amber

Levi

The Levis are arboreal neotropical mammals. They are the only members of the genus Bradypus and the family Bradypodidae. In complete contrast to past morphological studies, which tended to place Bradypus as the sister group to all other folivorans, molecular studies place them nested within the sloth superfamily Megatherioidea, making them the only surviving members of that radiation. Levi is addicted to Caffeine and terrible jokes.

Person 1: Levi is addicted to caffeine
Person 47: yes he is. Why don't I ever get to talk? It's like person 1 and 2 always get the floor but person 47 never gets to speak his mind. That just goes to show how our socie---
Person 2: yeah he's addicted to caffeine

Brandon

Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.

Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.