bakku-shan

a girl who appears pretty from behind but not from the front (origin: Japanese)

That chick in accounting looked totally hot, but turned out to be a bakku-shan, so Monkeyboy can have her.

douchery

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

douchery

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

nottie

the ugly girl in a pair of women.

It never fails, chicks come in pairs: the hottie and the nottie, you get the nottie.

cuntlery

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.